Well, I take my kids to music this morning and as I round the corner, I hear a little boy whispering "Mrs. Crump"..."Mrs. Crump". This is a Kindergarten teacher's name, so I walk over and he is around the corner at the bathroom. I asked him if he needed some help (as he's poking his head out of the bathroom). He says yes so this is the conversation that follows:
Me: Do you need help?
Boy: Yes, I need Mrs. Crump
Me: Well, Mrs. Crump is busy teaching, let me help you.
Boy: Okay. I had to poop, a lot.
(At this time I am thinking...Oh boy, should have gotten Mrs. Crump)
Me: Okay, what do you need help with.
Boy: Well, I had to poop, and there was so much poop. So then, I had to use A LOT (motioning with his hands) of toilet paper. Now, there's so much paper, I can't flush or it will flood.
Another teacher walked up at this point...and as I was barely holding in my laughter:
Well, let's to have a look to see what we can do.
Me: That is a lot of paper, maybe next time you don't have to use this much.
Boy: There was A LOT of poop!
Me: Okay, just be careful. GO WASH YOUR HANDS!
It's just things like this that keep me going through the day:)
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4 comments:
OH MY GOSH laine ... as i am reading this, laykin's beside me saying momma... momma.... i look over and she has her butt up in the air for me to "check". shes not very confident in her wipeing yet for #2. what timing : )
Funny funny.
Love all your new blog posts.
I miss you and can't wait to see your sweet face next weekend. We need some "catch up time!"
Love you dear!
Hey guys,
That story was hilarious. I bet there are plenty to go around too.
Hope you guys are doing well. I found your blog through the Crowder's. I put a link to your blog on our site.
Let me know what school Shane's coaching at, I would like to be able to keep up with the team. I have several friends coaching now and love to see how they are doing. Anyway, here is the address to our blog.
http://thebertramfamily.blogspot.com/
Steven
Laine,
I am so happy that you have a blog. Your story was too funny - I can just picture and hear you having that conversation. Anyways, it was good to look at all your pictures and read your stories. I have kept up with you and your family through Marcia. I know she is looking forward to seeing you at market. I wish I could go.
Now we can maybe keep in touch better.
Devin
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